Cult
Found or join a cult: doctrine, communes, recruitment, and drugs.
Premium content. This mode is a paid unlock: it comes with the Cult expansion pack. The base game is free with ads; see Monetization for how the store works.
The data tables for this path:
Cult body discard locations
| Location | Commonness Score | Risk Score |
|---|---|---|
| Ditch | 5 | 3 |
| Woods | 5 | 1 |
| Landfill | 3 | 2 |
| Old Shed | 4 | 1 |
| Abandoned Building | 3 | 2 |
| Unmarked Grave | 1 | 1 |
| Lake | 4 | 1 |
| Alley | 3 | 5 |
| Construction Site | 4 | 5 |
| Dumpster | 5 | 5 |
| River | 2 | 3 |
| Slaughterhouse | 1 | 4 |
| Frat House | 2 | 3 |
| Sorority House | 2 | 3 |
| Car Dealer | 2 | 2 |
| Bike Path | 4 | 3 |
| Tree | 3 | 2 |
| Fountain | 3 | 5 |
| Hiking Trail | 3 | 2 |
| Manhole | 2 | 4 |
| Junkyard | 3 | 1 |
| Pond | 3 | 3 |
Cult communard punishment
| Method | Loyalty Impact |
|---|---|
| Ring the Shame Bell | -1 |
| Shun <him/her> | 2 |
| Pillory <him/her> | -3 |
| Spank <him/her> | -2 |
| Tickle <him/her> | -1 |
| Scarlet Letter | 1 |
| Write lines | 2 |
| Manual labor | 2 |
| Totem Upkeep | 2 |
| Public Humiliation | -2 |
| Time Out | 2 |
Cult communard rewards
| Scenario | Loyalty Impact |
|---|---|
| a firm handshake | 1 |
| a pat on the <rear/bum/cheek/back> | 1 |
| a <reassuring/knowing/comforting> glance | 1 |
| a forehead kiss | 2 |
| a <signed/framed> picture of yourself | 3 |
| a day off from working on the commune | 5 |
| a figurine bearing your likeness | 4 |
| the ability to listen to any | 2 |
| a smile | 1 |
| a special badge that reads ‘Communard of the <Day/Week/Month/Year>’ | 2 |
| a literal stamp of approval, right on <his/her> <forehead/cheek/hand/wrist/arm/left butt cheek/right butt cheek> | 4 |
| a bear hug | 3 |
| a sticker bearing the words ‘<Model Communard/I Did The Right Thing Today/Leader’s Pet/Play DogLife/Perfect 10>’ | 5 |
| the knowledge <he/she> pleased you | 2 |
| Bitizenship | 5 |
| Top <Cat/Dog> | 3 |
| a bumper sticker that reads ‘I Made | 3 |
| a <shoulder/back> rub | 4 |
| a free massage | 1 |
| a beer koozie featuring your face | 1 |
| a blessing | 4 |
| a piggyback ride | 2 |
| a tousle of <his/her> hair and a friendly pat on the cheek | 2 |
| a gentle nod and smile that said it all | 2 |
| a homie handshake and bro hug | 3 |
| a <Slinky/Frisbee/Hot Wheels Mustang car/fidget spinner/Tamagotchi/Furby/Bop It/Chia Pet> | 3 |
Cult commune dumb scenarios
| Hero Min Age | Hero Max Age | Requires Communard | Min Loyalty | Max Loyalty | Min Charisma | Max Charisma | Title |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| — | — | ✓ | 50 | — | — | — | Crisis of Faith |
| — | — | ✓ | — | 40 | — | — | Crisis of Faith |
| — | — | ✓ | — | 40 | — | — | Crisis of Faith |
| — | — | ✓ | — | 40 | — | — | Crisis of Faith |
| — | — | ✓ | — | 40 | — | — | Crisis of Faith |
| — | — | — | — | — | — | — | Communal Bonding |
| — | — | — | — | — | — | — | Communal Bonding |
| — | — | ✓ | — | — | — | — | Communard Sighting |
| — | — | ✓ | — | 50 | — | — | Crisis of Faith |
| — | — | ✓ | 50 | — | — | — | Communal Bonding |
| — | — | ✓ | 80 | — | — | — | Crisis of Faith |
| — | — | — | 50 | — | — | — | Fanatic Follower |
| — | — | — | 80 | — | — | — | Fanatic Followers |
| — | — | — | 50 | — | — | — | Fanatic Followers |
| — | — | — | 20 | — | — | — | Fanatic Follower |
| — | — | — | 20 | — | — | — | Fanatic Follower |
| — | — | — | 20 | — | — | — | Fanatic Follower |
| — | — | — | 20 | — | — | — | Fanatic Follower |
| — | — | ✓ | — | — | 70 | — | Fanatic Follower |
| — | — | — | — | — | 50 | — | Communal Guidance |
| — | — | ✓ | — | — | — | — | Communal Guidance |
| — | — | ✓ | — | — | — | — | Communal Guidance |
| — | — | — | — | — | — | — | Communal Bonding |
| — | — | — | — | 60 | — | — | Communal Bonding |
| — | — | — | — | 60 | — | — | Communal Bonding |
| — | — | — | — | 60 | — | — | Communal Bonding |
| — | — | ✓ | 60 | — | — | — | Fanatic Follower |
| — | — | ✓ | — | — | — | — | Friction |
| — | — | ✓ | — | — | — | — | Friction |
| — | — | ✓ | — | — | — | — | Friction |
| — | — | ✓ | — | — | — | — | Communard Sighting |
| — | — | ✓ | — | — | — | — | Communard Sighting |
| — | — | ✓ | — | — | — | — | Communal Guidance |
| — | — | ✓ | — | — | — | — | Communal Guidance |
| — | — | ✓ | — | — | — | — | Communal Guidance |
| — | — | ✓ | — | — | — | — | Communal Guidance |
| — | — | ✓ | — | — | — | — | Communal Guidance |
| — | — | ✓ | — | — | — | — | Communal Guidance |
Cult commune property types
| Type | Price Score | Min Age | Max Age | Commonness Score | Street Type |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| compound | 5 | — | 30 | 1 | Commune |
| hunting lodge | 2 | — | 75 | 4 | Commune |
| hermitage | 1 | 50 | 100 | 5 | Commune |
| sanctuary | 4 | 30 | — | 2 | Commune |
| retreat | 3 | 25 | 50 | 3 | Commune |
Cult commune structure
| Project | Minimum Cost | Maximum Cost | Appeal Impact | Bonus Appeal Impact (Philosophy) | Enjoyment Score | Value Percentage |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| sweat cabin | 75000 | 150000 | 4 | — | 3 | 3 |
| amphitheater | 10000 | 15000 | 3 | — | 4 | 2 |
| assembly hall | 100000 | 300000 | 2 | — | 3 | 4 |
| meditation yurt | 7500 | 16500 | 2 | — | 3 | 0.1 |
| fallout shelter | 20000 | 65000 | 1 | armageddon | 2 | 5 |
| wellness center | 35000 | 75000 | 3 | new age | 3 | 2 |
| armory | 25000 | 65000 | 1 | antiestablishment | 2 | 3 |
| isolation chamber | 2000 | 5500 | 1 | — | 1 | 0.2 |
| stockade | 1500 | 3000 | 1 | — | 1 | 0.1 |
| throne room | 5000 | 20000 | 2 | — | 3 | 0.25 |
| propaganda studio | 3000 | 15000 | 4 | — | 5 | 3 |
| bonfire pit | 1200 | 3000 | 3 | — | 3 | 0.1 |
| greenhouse | 5000 | 15000 | 5 | — | 3 | 1 |
| communication tower | 35000 | 150000 | 2 | alien | 2 | 2 |
| sculpture garden | 15000 | 50000 | 4 | — | 4 | 0.3 |
| bathhouse | 300000 | 500000 | 5 | — | 5 | 2 |
Cult fast reasons
| Reason | Engagement Score |
|---|---|
| Protest animal cruelty | 3 |
| Ring in armageddon | 2 |
| Ascend to a higher plane | 4 |
| Cleanse the commune’s aura | 3 |
| Commune with nature | 2 |
| Honor the leader | 5 |
| Call aliens to Earth | 2 |
| Because the aliens said so | 1 |
| To gain power | 3 |
| To seek guidance | 2 |
| Encourage government downfall | 4 |
| Expose the United Order Elites | 5 |
| Expose government control | 3 |
| Disavow all world leaders | 3 |
| Bolster personal autonomy | 4 |
| Prepare for the end | 3 |
| Make peace with a fiery end | 4 |
| Usher in the last days | 3 |
| Expedite the end of days | 2 |
| Call upon an Earth-ending comet | 4 |
| Connect with Mother Earth | 4 |
| Absorb Earth’s energy | 3 |
| Cleanse physical impurities | 5 |
| Call for an alien invasion | 1 |
| Make contact | 4 |
| Petition alien acknowledgement | 3 |
| Request a spaceship joyride | 5 |
| Publicly declare your intentions | 2 |
| Strengthen the commune | 2 |
| Ward off lurking darkness | 1 |
| Become more enlightened | 3 |
Cult healing ceremony
| Ceremony Type | Effectiveness Score | Engagement Score |
|---|---|---|
| sound bath | 2 | 2 |
| sage | 2 | 3 |
| incense burning | 1 | 1 |
| milk bath | 1 | 2 |
| sun bath | 1 | 1 |
| sensory deprivation | 1 | 2 |
| healing chant | 2 | 4 |
| energy transfer | 3 | 3 |
| fire walking | 1 | 5 |
| hot water bath | 1 | 1 |
| colonic hydrotherapy | 3 | 1 |
| slap | 1 | 5 |
Cult recruitment location
| Location | Success Score | Police Score | Commonness Score |
|---|---|---|---|
| Police Station | 1 | 5 | 2 |
| Shopping Mall | 4 | 3 | 5 |
| Movie Theater | 3 | 5 | 4 |
| Park | 5 | 2 | 5 |
| Warehouse | 1 | 3 | 2 |
| Beach | 2 | 1 | 3 |
| Concert Hall | 2 | 4 | 3 |
| Frat House | 4 | 2 | 1 |
| Sorority House | 4 | 2 | 1 |
| Grocery Store | 3 | 2 | 4 |
| Coffee House | 3 | 1 | 4 |
| Gym | 3 | 1 | 3 |
| Bookstore | 2 | 2 | 2 |
| Convention Center | 3 | 3 | 3 |
| Marijuana Dispensary | 4 | 3 | 3 |
| Brewery | 3 | 2 | 4 |
| Strip Club | 5 | 5 | 4 |
| Casino | 3 | 4 | 2 |
| Car Show | 3 | 2 | 1 |
| Gun Show | 3 | 3 | 1 |
| Hospital | 2 | 4 | 2 |
| Country Club | 1 | 3 | 1 |
| Bar | 3 | 2 | 3 |
| Golf Course | 1 | 5 | 3 |
| Wine Bar | 1 | 3 | 2 |
| Farmers Market | 3 | 1 | 4 |
| Health Food Store | 4 | 2 | 3 |
| Adult Bookstore | 2 | 2 | 1 |
| Public Library | 3 | 5 | 4 |
| Erotic Boutique | 3 | 2 | 2 |
| Airport | 4 | 5 | 4 |
| Aquarium | 1 | 1 | 1 |
| Amusement Park | 3 | 1 | 3 |
| City Hall | 2 | 3 | 4 |
| DMV | 5 | 3 | 2 |
| Town Center | 4 | 1 | 3 |
Cult recruitment message
| Message | Success Score | Risk Score |
|---|---|---|
| Drugs, not hugs | 3 | 5 |
| The end is nigh | 3 | 5 |
| The world is doomed | 1 | 5 |
| We’re all gonna die | 3 | 5 |
| The government is corrupt | 4 | 5 |
| The government sucks | 4 | 5 |
| The reckoning is coming | 2 | 5 |
| Class warfare is the only way | 3 | 5 |
| Down with The Man | 4 | 5 |
| Trust in me | 3 | 4 |
| The Great Fire will cleanse us | 1 | 4 |
| I will lead you into The End | 3 | 4 |
| Down with the establishment | 3 | 4 |
| Come serve the cosmic order | 1 | 4 |
| Sustainable living for all | 3 | 3 |
| Connect. Grow. Penetrate. | 1 | 3 |
| The comet approaches | 1 | 3 |
| Embrace the end with me | 2 | 4 |
| Destruction is inevitable | 3 | 3 |
| We’re all doomed | 3 | 3 |
| Doomsday approaches | 2 | 4 |
| Fight ‘The Man’ | 2 | 3 |
| We’re all mad here | 2 | 4 |
| Aliens walk among us | 3 | 3 |
| Embrace the tentacle | 3 | 3 |
| Cosmic energy flows within us | 2 | 3 |
| Seek the light with us | 2 | 3 |
| Follow us into infinity | 3 | 3 |
| Run with wolves | 2 | 3 |
| Sheeple of Earth, beware | 1 | 3 |
| The crystals will guide us | 3 | 2 |
| Discover your purpose | 5 | 2 |
| Find yourself with me | 2 | 2 |
| Give up everything | 3 | 2 |
| Escape the prison of your mind | 5 | 2 |
| Rage against the machine | 3 | 3 |
| Down with patriarchy | 2 | 2 |
| Praise the alien overlords | 1 | 2 |
| Take yourself to another dimension | 3 | 2 |
| I see the signs | 3 | 3 |
| Commune with the cosmos | 3 | 2 |
| Commune with the Earth | 2 | 2 |
| Come feel Mother Nature’s bosom | 1 | 1 |
| Nurture your mind, body, and spirit | 3 | 1 |
| Elevate your mind | 4 | 2 |
| Transform your life | 4 | 1 |
| Live inspired by the cosmos | 2 | 1 |
| Praise the Sun | 3 | 1 |
| Spice up your life | 2 | 1 |
| Nothing matters | 1 | 3 |
| Times they are a-changin' | 4 | 2 |
| You’re more than a cog | 4 | 1 |
| The stars will guide us | 3 | 1 |
| The planets will guide us | 2 | 1 |
| Seek extraterrestrial knowledge | 3 | 1 |
| Seek knowledge beyond the stars | 3 | 1 |
| Restore the cosmic balance here | 1 | 1 |
| Looking for a family? Join ours | 5 | 2 |
| Become one with Nature | 2 | 1 |
| Commune with us | 3 | 1 |
| To infinity and past that | 3 | 1 |
| Come with me if you want to live | 4 | 3 |
Cult spiritual journey drugs
| Name | Min Price Per Dose | Max Price Per Dose | Microdose Risk Score | Dose Risk Score | Double Dose Risk Score |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| dingle dangle | 500 | 2500 | 0 | 1 | 3 |
| horny cougar weed | 100 | 350 | 1 | 2 | 4 |
| glitter | 50 | 120 | 0 | 1 | 3 |
| chadderall | 1500 | 3500 | 1 | 3 | 5 |
| devil dust | 250 | 800 | 1 | 3 | 5 |
| coyote | 50 | 200 | 1 | 2 | 4 |
| nitro | 1000 | 3700 | 2 | 3 | 5 |
| phallium | 60 | 290 | 0 | 2 | 5 |
| bath pepper | 200 | 750 | 2 | 3 | 5 |
| stimmy | 75 | 300 | 0 | 1 | 4 |
| yaya | 150 | 400 | 1 | 2 | 4 |
| messalotamine | 30 | 130 | 3 | 4 | 5 |
| MBDA | 65 | 165 | 0 | 0 | 1 |
| lolly | 80 | 160 | 0 | 0 | 2 |
| ascetic | 1100 | 1900 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| ketazyn | 20 | 120 | 2 | 3 | 4 |
| moxihardone | 70 | 170 | 0 | 1 | 2 |
Cult totem disrespect
| String | Min Loyalty | Max Loyalty |
|---|---|---|
| spitting on | — | 50 |
| farting on | — | 30 |
| flashing <his/her> genitals at | — | 50 |
| avoiding looking at | 50 | — |
| giving the middle finger to | — | 20 |
| mooning | — | 30 |
| licking | 50 | — |
| blowing a raspberry at | — | — |
| making an inappropriate gesture at | — | 40 |
| whispering sweet nothings to | 60 | — |
| attempting to steal | — | 10 |
| urinating on | — | 20 |
| sniffing | — | — |
| wafting a fart toward | — | — |
| kicking | — | 50 |
| punching | — | 50 |
| smacking | — | 50 |
| flicking | — | 60 |
| hocking a loogie at | — | 20 |
| turning away from | — | 70 |
| laughing at | — | 40 |
| inappropriately fondling | 40 | — |
| putting a DogLife sticker on | — | 50 |
Cult workshop products
| Product Name | Product Name Plural | Average Unit Price | Max Unit Price | Min Unit Cost | Max Unit Cost | Difficulty | Engagement Score |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Woven Bracelet | woven bracelets | 25 | 75 | 6.25 | 12.5 | 1 | 5 |
| Straw Doll | straw dolls | 30 | 80 | 7.5 | 20 | 2 | 2 |
| Crystal Necklace | crystal necklaces | 75 | 220 | 18.75 | 55 | 1 | 3 |
| Affirmation Stone | affirmation stones | 7.5 | 20 | 0.5 | 5 | 1 | 1 |
| Meditation Journal | meditation journals | 20 | 45 | 5 | 11.25 | 3 | 4 |
| Alien Skull | alien skulls | 30 | 50 | 7.5 | 12.5 | 3 | 2 |
| Mummified Alien Corpse | mummified aliens | 50 | 100 | 12.5 | 25 | 4 | 3 |
| Fertilized Alien Egg | fertilized alien eggs | 20 | 55 | 5 | 13.75 | 2 | 2 |
| Alien Finger Probe | alien finger probes | 10 | 35 | 2.5 | 8.75 | 3 | 3 |
| Miniature UFO | miniature UFOs | 35 | 60 | 8.75 | 15 | 1 | 1 |
| Gas Mask | gas masks | 40 | 125 | 10 | 31.25 | 4 | 2 |
| Meteorite Bracelet | meteorite bracelets | 70 | 150 | 17.5 | 37.5 | 2 | 4 |
| Doomsday Clock | doomsday clocks | 85 | 120 | 21.25 | 30 | 5 | 3 |
| Asteroid Anal Beads | asteroid anal beads | 20 | 75 | 5 | 18 | 3 | 1 |
| Doomsday Survival Guide | doomsday survival guides | 15 | 45 | 3.75 | 11.25 | 1 | 5 |
| Pink Tracksuit | pink tracksuits | 50 | 150 | 12.5 | 37.5 | 4 | 3 |
| Resistance Fist Dildo | resistance fist dildos | 25 | 65 | 9.25 | 19.5 | 3 | 3 |
| Pepper Spray Holster | pepper spray holsters | 10 | 30 | 2.5 | 7.5 | 2 | 2 |
| Faceless Mask | faceless masks | 22 | 75 | 3.75 | 18.75 | 1 | 4 |
| Safety Pin Necklace | safety pin necklaces | 10 | 25 | 2.5 | 6.25 | 1 | 2 |
| Scented Candle | scented candles | 20 | 40 | 5 | 10 | 1 | 1 |
| T-Shirt | t-shirts | 25 | 50 | 5 | 12.5 | 1 | 2 |
| Wooden Animal Carving | wooden animal carvings | 50 | 150 | 12.5 | 37.5 | 3 | 1 |
| Pamphlet | pamphlets | 15 | 35 | 3.75 | 8.75 | 2 | 5 |
More content
The rest of the Cult content — the name, scenario, and flavor tables:
| Content | Entries |
|---|---|
| Cult affirmation film titles | 80 |
| Cult affirmation receptions | 36 |
| Cult anti commune nag scenario | 27 |
| Cult communard apply color | 29 |
| Cult communard conversation | 74 |
| Cult communard doubts | 20 |
| Cult communard educate | 71 |
| Cult communard leave scenario | 58 |
| Cult communard rumor | 49 |
| Cult communard spend time | 78 |
| Cult communard warning | 26 |
| Cult commune ledger color | 14 |
| Cult commune street names | 72 |
| Cult commune structure feedback | 48 |
| Cult commune teaching | 58 |
| Cult default totem | 20 |
| Cult devotion demonstration | 43 |
| Cult doctrine rules | 75 |
| Cult drug shared experience | 85 |
| Cult drug solo experience | 64 |
| Cult drum circle artists | 81 |
| Cult empowerments | 6 |
| Cult ex communard dissent scenario | 16 |
| Cult expel beg scenario | 17 |
| Cult fast hunger foods | 61 |
| Cult fast hunger reasons | 19 |
| Cult gratitude scenarios | 15 |
| Cult honorific name structure | 60 |
| Cult outreach mission heckles | 13 |
| Cult random commune names | 66 |
| Cult totem inspiration | 32 |
| Cult totem lecture | 30 |