Drug Dealer
Cut product, run a cartel, and move up to kingpin.
Premium content. This mode is a paid unlock: it comes with the Drug Dealer purchase (or Boss Mode / Bitizenship). The base game is free with ads; see Monetization for how the store works.
The data tables for this path:
Dealer cartel drug
| Drug | Street Value | Min Cost (Per Dose) | Max Cost (Per Dose) | Min Price Per Dose | Max Price Per Dose | Addictiveness Score | Overdose Likeliness Score |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| dingle dangle | 40 | 5 | 15 | 10 | 100 | 0 | 1 |
| bath pepper | 60 | 10 | 25 | 20 | 120 | 2 | 3 |
| horny cougar weed | 20 | 1 | 8 | 10 | 50 | 1 | 1 |
| glitter | 30 | 4 | 12 | 10 | 60 | 1 | 0 |
| chadderall | 50 | 5 | 15 | 20 | 100 | 3 | 2 |
| devil dust | 80 | 7 | 16 | 40 | 160 | 2 | 4 |
| coyote | 50 | 5 | 15 | 20 | 100 | 3 | 0 |
| nitro | 70 | 10 | 25 | 25 | 130 | 3 | 3 |
| phallium | 20 | 1 | 8 | 10 | 50 | 1 | 3 |
| stimmy | 20 | 1 | 8 | 10 | 50 | 2 | 2 |
| yaya | 15 | 1 | 4 | 5 | 30 | 4 | 4 |
| messalotamine | 30 | 3 | 10 | 10 | 60 | 2 | 2 |
| MBDA | 70 | 5 | 15 | 25 | 130 | 2 | 4 |
| lolly | 20 | 1 | 4 | 10 | 50 | 4 | 1 |
| ascetic | 10 | 1 | 8 | 5 | 30 | 1 | 0 |
| ketazyn | 40 | 5 | 15 | 10 | 100 | 1 | 3 |
| moxihardone | 80 | 7 | 16 | 40 | 160 | 5 | 5 |
Dealer cartel member murder scenario
| Method | Effectiveness Score | Retaliation Likelihood Score |
|---|---|---|
| Slit <his/her> throat | 5 | 3 |
| Bash <him/her> with a hammer | 4 | 3 |
| Drown <him/her> | 3 | 2 |
| Strangle <him/her> | 3 | 3 |
| Beat <him/her> up | 2 | 3 |
| Poison <him/her> | 2 | 1 |
| Shoot <him/her> | 5 | 4 |
| Set <him/her> on fire | 1 | 3 |
| Push <him/her> down the stairs | 2 | 4 |
| Bury <him/her> alive | 4 | 2 |
| Stab <him/her> | 3 | 4 |
| Run <him/her> over | 4 | 2 |
Dealer cartel takeover method
| Method | Violence Score | Success Cartel Infamy Impact | Failure Cartel Infamy Impact | Miss Cartel Infamy Impact | Effectiveness Score |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Pipe bomb | 5 | 5 | -2 | -2 | 5 |
| Anthrax | 4 | 4 | -1 | -1 | 2 |
| Self-driving car collision | 3 | 3 | -2 | -2 | 1 |
| Electrocution | 3 | 3 | -1 | -1 | 3 |
| Chainsaw | 2 | 3 | -1 | -1 | 4 |
| Wrecking ball | 4 | 4 | -1 | -1 | 3 |
| Flesh-eating beetles | 5 | 5 | -2 | -2 | 2 |
| Acid attack | 2 | 3 | -1 | -1 | 4 |
| Stabbing | 1 | 2 | -1 | -1 | 5 |
| Taser | 2 | 2 | -1 | -1 | 4 |
| Shooting | 5 | 4 | -3 | -2 | 3 |
Dealer cut drug substance
| Substance | Commonness Score | Min Cost Per Dose | Max Cost Per Dose | Demand Impact |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| parmesan cheese | 2 | 1 | 3 | 3 |
| bee pollen extract | 3 | 1 | 3 | 4 |
| lily of the valley | 1 | 2 | 4 | -4 |
| baby powder | 2 | 1 | 7 | 4 |
| lidocaine | 3 | 2 | 5 | -3 |
| black pepper | 3 | 1 | 3 | 4 |
| table salt | 5 | 1 | 3 | 3 |
| cigarette ash | 2 | 1 | 2 | -4 |
| calcium | 3 | 1 | 4 | 3 |
| confectioner’s sugar | 4 | 2 | 5 | 4 |
| jock sweat | 1 | 1 | 3 | -4 |
| nightshade | 1 | 3 | 5 | -4 |
| creatine | 1 | 5 | 15 | 4 |
| powdered caffeine | 1 | 2 | 4 | 4 |
| coffee grounds | 5 | 1 | 3 | 3 |
| bone marrow | 1 | 2 | 6 | 3 |
| basil | 3 | 1 | 3 | 3 |
| vape juice | 2 | 3 | 10 | -4 |
| baking soda | 4 | 1 | 3 | 3 |
| rosemary | 3 | 1 | 3 | 3 |
| elephant laxative | 1 | 5 | 8 | -4 |
| infant formula | 3 | 3 | 9 | 4 |
| sawdust | 2 | 1 | 2 | -4 |
| pine resin | 3 | 3 | 6 | 3 |
| swamp water | 2 | 1 | 3 | -4 |
| foot deodorizer | 1 | 2 | 5 | -4 |
| silica | 4 | 4 | 8 | 4 |
| cobra venom | 1 | 10 | 15 | -4 |
| powdered laundry detergent | 1 | 3 | 8 | -4 |
| nutmeg | 1 | 1 | 5 | -3 |
| cinnamon | 4 | 1 | 6 | 3 |
| chloroquine | 2 | 4 | 8 | -4 |
Dealer drug barter item
| Item | Min Value | Max Value | Min Person Money | Max Person Money |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| watch | 5 | 30 | — | 40 |
| antique coin collection | 500 | 1000 | 60 | — |
| lace panties | 10 | 30 | — | 49 |
| Rolex watch | 10000 | 25000 | 70 | — |
| Folex watch | 50 | 100 | — | — |
| 1979 Ford Pinto | 500 | 2000 | — | 30 |
| fake <diamond/ruby/sapphire/emerald> necklace | 50 | 150 | — | 33 |
| diamond necklace | 40000 | 70000 | 75 | — |
| <ruby/sapphire/emerald> necklace | 20000 | 40000 | 66 | — |
| <amethyst/opal/jade/jasper> ring | 5000 | 20000 | 40 | — |
| <Grandma’s/Granny’s/Meemaw’s> <ivory/silver/gold/ebony> brooch | 300 | 1000 | 30 | — |
| <tiger/leopard/cheetah/zebra/polar bear>-skin rug | 15000 | 50000 | 70 | — |
| vintage <baseball/Pokemon> card | 300 | 500 | — | 50 |
| Wii | 50 | 350 | — | 30 |
| Nintendo Switch | 100 | 400 | — | 40 |
| original GameBoy Color | 25 | 200 | — | 40 |
| GoPro | 75 | 150 | 15 | 85 |
| single AirPod | 10 | 40 | — | 20 |
| AirPods | 70 | 140 | — | — |
| <Louis Vuitton/Gucci/Hermes/Coach/Michael Kors> handbag | 1000 | 3000 | 66 | — |
| fake <Louis Vuitton/Gucci/Hermes/Coach/Michael Kors> handbag | 25 | 500 | — | 33 |
| prosthetic <hand/arm/foot/leg/nose> | 1000 | 5000 | — | 80 |
| prosthetic <finger/toe/eye> | 100 | 500 | — | 50 |
| <gold/silver> cavity fillings | 25 | 75 | — | 20 |
| jar of | 50 | 200 | — | — |
| jar of <nail clippings/nose hair/earwax/belly button lint> | 1 | 10 | — | 10 |
| used dentures | 1 | 20 | — | 30 |
| paper currency from | 30 | 80 | — | — |
| <bear/lamb/dog/cat/platypus/capybara/frog/penguin> plushie | 5 | 15 | — | 50 |
| antique <shotgun/rifle/pistol/revolver/tommy gun/sawed-off shotgun> | 300 | 500 | 15 | 85 |
| <home video/porn/live music/Jazzercise instructional/foreign movie/cooking tutorials> VHS tape from the <1990s/1980s> | 1 | 300 | — | 25 |
| Waterford silverware set | 200 | 500 | 30 | — |
| poster signed by the “Pawn Stars” cast | — | — | — | — |
| mint condition <guitar/saxophone/kalimba/theremin/pyrophone/lute/flute/trumpet/glass harmonica/drum kit> | 500 | 1500 | 20 | 80 |
| <jockstrap/thong/bra/pair of panties> signed by | 300 | 1500 | — | — |
| KitchenAid mixer | 200 | 600 | 33 | — |
| used <Dell/Samsung/Lenovo/Razer/Apple/Acer/Asus> laptop | 100 | 1000 | 20 | — |
| <Dyson/Bissell/Shark/Roomba> vacuum cleaner | 100 | 500 | 25 | — |
| authentic <Oscars/Grammy/Latin Grammy/Emmy/Tony/BAFTA/Billboard Music> award trophy | 5000 | 10000 | 60 | — |
| unopened ration from <World War I/World War II> | 100 | 300 | — | — |
| knockoff <Picasso/Monet/Georgia O’Keeffe/Frida Kahlo/Warhol/Matisse/Basquiat/Pollock/Rothko> painting | 50 | 800 | 25 | 75 |
| <stamp/seashell/postcard/ceramic figurine/Sylvanian Families/Beanie Baby/Cracker Jack prize> collection | 5 | 500 | — | 50 |
| gamer girl’s <bathwater/fart jar> | 15 | 100 | — | — |
| baseball signed by <Alex Rodriguez/Albert Pujols/Mike Trout/Derek Jeter/Ichiro Suzuki/Miguel Cabrera/Roger Clemens/Barry Bonds> | 75 | 600 | 10 | 90 |
| massive ball of <string/twine/rubber bands> | 5 | 90 | — | 40 |
| catalytic converter | 500 | 1800 | 25 | 75 |
| plate of homemade <chocolate chip/peanut butter/oatmeal raisin/snickerdoodle> cookies | 7 | 15 | — | 50 |
| vintage <Playboy/Hustler/Playgirl/Penthouse> magazine from <January/March/June/October> 19<75/77/79> | 25 | 40 | — | 65 |
| <Jujutsu Kaisen/Uzumaki Naruto/Sailor Moon> anime figure | 40 | 120 | — | — |
| dildo | 22 | 45 | — | 75 |
Dealer drug drop off location
| Location | Risk Score | Commonness Score |
|---|---|---|
| a busy highway | 4 | 3 |
| an empty baseball field | 1 | 3 |
| the <rundown/shady/seedy> side of town | 2 | 3 |
| a small forest | 1 | 3 |
| a zoo | 5 | 2 |
| a train station | 4 | 4 |
| a parking lot | 3 | 5 |
| a suburban backyard | 2 | 3 |
| the <upper/poop/main/sun> deck of a yacht | 4 | 2 |
| an empty back alley | 1 | 3 |
| a graveyard | 2 | 1 |
| a public swimming pool | 5 | 3 |
| a post office loading dock | 2 | 5 |
| the patio of <a Thai/an Indian/a sushi/an Italian/a steak/an all-you-can-eat Southern> restaurant | 3 | 4 |
| the roof of an office building | 3 | 4 |
| a playground | 5 | 4 |
| a beach volleyball court | 4 | 3 |
| a rural cabin | 1 | 3 |
| a movie set | 4 | 2 |
Dealer drug effect
| Effect | Drug | Good Trip Likelihood |
|---|---|---|
| euphoria | glitter, yaya, lolly | 5 |
| increased libido | horny cougar weed, MBDA, moxihardone | 3 |
| hallucinations | dingle dangle, bath pepper, coyote | 2 |
| adrenaline rush | glitter, phallium | 4 |
| paranoia | bath pepper, devil dust, ketazyn | 1 |
| nausea | nitro, MBDA, ketazyn | 1 |
| dizziness | dingle dangle, devil dust | 1 |
| ego death | chadderall, messalotamine | 2 |
| unconsciousness | stimmy, messalotamine | 1 |
| confidence boost | phallium, chadderall, moxihardone | 5 |
| burst of creativity | horny cougar weed, nitro | 4 |
| increased perception | coyote, yaya, ascetic | 3 |
| extreme strength | stimmy, lolly, ascetic | 5 |
Dealer drug package type
| Packaging Type | Commonness Score |
|---|---|
| unlubricated condoms | 3 |
| hollow glass figurines | 3 |
| life preservers | 3 |
| Ziploc baggies | 3 |
| <violin/tuba/saxophone/flute/trumpet> cases | 4 |
| <terracotta/china/blown glass> vases | 4 |
| hollow books | 2 |
| mason jars | 3 |
| pill bottles | 5 |
| <canvas/burlap/cotton> cornhole bags | 3 |
| drinking straws | 3 |
| chess pieces | 2 |
| test tubes | 4 |
| <glass/crystal/plastic/ceramic> perfume bottles | 5 |
| pool noodles | 2 |
| bags of <Dorito/Frito/Lay’s/Tostitos/Funyuns> | 4 |
| bubble wrap | 3 |
| <baby/adult> diapers | 1 |
| printer ink cartridges | 2 |
| pizza boxes | 3 |
| containers of deodorant | 4 |
| boxes of cereal | 4 |
| tubes of <lipstick/eyeliner/mascara> | 3 |
| hollow stiletto heels | 2 |
| mattresses | 3 |
| <leather/fabric/metal/nylon> wallets | 2 |
| pairs of socks | 3 |
| underwear with crotch pockets | 1 |
| <stainless steel/aluminum/copper/titanium> water bottles | 3 |
| hollowed-out pens | 4 |
| empty disposable lighters | 5 |
| Stanley tumblers | 1 |
Dealer drug run dumb scenario
| Scenario Title | Infamy Impact 1 | Standing Impact 1 | Infamy Impact 2 | Standing Impact 2 | Infamy Impact 3 | Standing Impact 3 | Infamy Impact 4 |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Criminal Activity | -1 | 2 | — | — | 3 | 3 | — |
| Adrenaline Rush | 2 | -1 | 1 | 1 | -2 | 1 | — |
| Adrenaline Rush | 3 | 3 | 1 | 1 | -1 | 1 | -3 |
| Local Nightlife | 2 | 2 | 2 | -2 | -2 | 1 | — |
| Criminal Activity | 2 | 2 | 3 | 3 | -2 | -2 | -1 |
| Criminal Activity | 1 | 1 | 0 | -2 | -2 | 0 | 1 |
| Adrenaline Rush | 3 | 2 | 2 | 1 | -2 | -1 | 0 |
| Local Nightlife | 3 | 3 | -1 | -1 | -1 | -1 | — |
| Local Nightlife | -2 | -1 | -3 | -3 | 1 | 1 | 3 |
| Criminal Activity | -3 | -2 | 3 | 3 | -1 | 1 | — |
Dealer extortion method
| Method | Effectiveness Score | Commonness Score |
|---|---|---|
| Vehicle Damage | 2 | 3 |
| Curb Stomp | 4 | 2 |
| Manhandle | 3 | 5 |
| Pull a knife | 5 | 2 |
| Vehicle Rigging | 4 | 3 |
| Robotext | 1 | 1 |
| Stalk | 3 | 2 |
| Family Threats | 5 | 5 |
| Assault | 4 | 4 |
| Music torture | 2 | 2 |
| Dead animal intimidation | 3 | 3 |
| Acid attack | 5 | 4 |
| Fingernail torture | 4 | 4 |
| Dismember a digit | 5 | 4 |
Dealer mutiny methods
| Method | Effectiveness Score | Commonness Score |
|---|---|---|
| Spread lies about <him/her> | 3 | 3 |
| Promise rewards | 4 | 2 |
| Make threats | 4 | 5 |
| Talk myself up | 2 | 4 |
| Embarrass <him/her> in public | 1 | 2 |
| Harass <him/her> with bot accounts | 2 | 3 |
| Tip off the cops about <him/her> | 4 | 3 |
| Steal <his/her> clientele for myself | 5 | 2 |
More content
The rest of the Drug Dealer content — the name, scenario, and flavor tables:
| Content | Entries |
|---|---|
| Dealer batch tester feedback | 27 |
| Dealer breakup scenarios | 200 |
| Dealer cartel give money feedback | 32 |
| Dealer cartel member leave scenario | 27 |
| Dealer cartel member nickname | 67 |
| Dealer cartel name | 64 |
| Dealer cartel party refusal | 30 |
| Dealer cartel street name | 48 |
| Dealer cartel threat | 30 |
| Dealer cut drug name | 109 |
| Dealer deal activity item | 121 |
| Dealer deal person drug experience | 81 |
| Dealer drug pastime | 47 |
| Dealer drug purchase reason | 28 |
| Dealer drug sale refusal snippet | 27 |
| Dealer drug sale rejection reason | 20 |
| Dealer drug trip experience | 74 |
| Dealer drug worker action | 21 |
| Dealer drug worker murder scenario | 20 |
| Dealer extortion color snippet | 25 |
| Dealer hero threatens rival cartel member | 21 |
| Dealer kingpin mutiny success snippets | 23 |
| Dealer overdose snippet | 25 |
| Dealer police warning | 27 |
| Dealer prison cartel packages | 51 |
| Dealer prison drug trips | 40 |
| Dealer run outcome flavor | 22 |